Seen on the Train

On the scrolling marquee, with the headline "MOVIE REVIEW": "The Omen is a movie about a boy named Damien whose family is unaware of his destiny."

Um. Oooookay. I could write "reviews" like that.

"Hostel: College grads on a European vacation."

"Harry Potter: A movie about a boy named Harry Potter who discovers a talent for sports."

"Titanic: A girl named Rose moves to America."