Ode to a Beverage
How did you get in my fridge?
I did not put you there.
You are a mystery.
I would not buy you.
You make me want to barf.
You are "not for individual sale" --
You did not come alone.
Yet I did not drink your friends.
From whence did you come
O vile bubblegum soda?
I ask this day and night.
Please someone drink it.
