:-O

So, I decided to look up my health insurer's website to see if they've received the bill for my surgery and hospital stay yet.

They have.

It cost $31,000.

I had a panicked and terrified moment before I called my dad and he calmed me down. Right now it says "processing claim," so it's not clear how much I'll have to pay, but he assured me that I only have to pay my deductible amount. (I didn't know about these things, having, y'know, not been sick before.)

'Cuz otherwise? Geeeeez. It'd be a lot cheaper to plan a funeral.