I KNEW It!

So please, for the love of God, stop with the double dipping, people! You disgust me.

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I discovered a really totally cool thing. See, if you take your laptop computer, and put it on top of your lap, you can use your computer in all kinds of cool places besides at your desk in your office! It's AMAZING. I'm sitting in front of the TV right now. I am sure you are as stunned as I am. You should try it. No, really, no need to thank me. I am a true humanitarian.