By the Numbers

Number of days spent studying for the bar: 65

Number of days since parents' pool last used: 40

Number of hours spent daydreaming about how nice it would be in the pool: 896

Days the entire family got in the pool in the last 3 mos.: 1

Day that occurred: today

Amount of rain that fell this year as of yesterday: 0 in.

Percentage chance that there would be rain in my city today: 0%

Percentage chance that there would be rain 100 miles east of here: 10%

Amount of rain that fell outside of a 5-mi radius of the house: 0 in.

Amount of rain that fell on the pool with us in it: Biblical