Dude, Where's My Bar?

...exam location, that is.

I still haven't received my admission ticket for the bar. Since I have already paid off my credit card charge of over $500 for a super-swanky hotel room located conveniently adjacent to my presumed test site, this could be a bad thing.

I also had to download and pay for the exam software. Did you know that you also have to download the actual exams at the same time? When I open up the program, I see them sitting there, spelling out my doom. Procedure & Evidence. Essays. MPT.

Don't get too excited; I can't hack into them to find out the questions. Each is just a blank file you use to type in your answers. Plus that would be, like, unethical and stuff.