Tuesday, August 1, 2006

Crikey!

Someone told me that people in tropical regions are so used to lizards in the house, they just leave them alone.

I don't know about that. How many lizards do there need to be before you reach that point? I'm finding (and chasing, and capturing, and releasing outside) at least three every day.

I can't stand it anymore. So many lizards. So many. All in my house. Sneaking squirming sticking streaking YUCK! In the shower. In my bedroom. In the living room. In the hallway. Hanging out in the backyard on the French door so that I can't go outside because the second I open the door, the lizard will be in the house. Lizards taking over. Lizards in control. Sanity fleeing. Madness encroaching. Can't escape. No escape. Remember m