Just So You Know

I've gotten drunk before. In fact, I'm a little drunk right now. (What part of "I just took the bar exam" do you not understand?)

Yet I can't say I've ever felt the need to spew anti-Semitic vitriol, or any other type of vitriol, for that matter.

Drinking does not suddenly make me say things I don't agree with. It doesn't change my beliefs. I don't suddenly become a skinhead, or a homophobe, or (shudder) a Republican. (Kidding. You know I luv you, my Republican friends.)

I'm just me, except that I'm me without a filter. Me on truth serum. In vino veritas.

And if Mel expects me to believe he isn't exactly the same way, he's going to have to get me a heck of a lot drunker than I am right now.