My Daddy Loves Me

ME: "I have a headache."

DAD: "Here, take one of these."

ME: "What are those?"

DAD: "Headache pills."

ME: "The bottle looks weird. Where did they come from?"

DAD: "Oh, I found them at the back of a cabinet I was cleaning out."

ME: "Dad! These expired in 1988!"

DAD: "Yeah, so?"

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They tasted like burning.